15 Stages Every ESL Student Goes Through While Writing A Dissertation

You don’t need any pre-qualification for this because if you’re here you’re probably one of the 15 stages of writing a dissertation yourself. Let’s jump right into it.

1) Optimism par all

The glass isn’t half full or empty at this stage, it’s basically overflowing with all your positivism. You feel completely in control of the situation, and map out the entire process right down to the last dot. But then…

2) Procrastination

Obviously. The deadline isn’t for another two months. There’s plenty of time to get things done. What were you saying about *insert random person’s name*’s party again?

3) When’s the submission?

You vaguely remember something about having to complete and submit a dissertation. You try to inquire about the same, but odds are your friends are going to be as foggy about it as you. However, you decide enough is enough.

4) Let’s Brainstorm

So you start halfheartedly brainstorming. You try to look up different topics, wondering what would be the easiest to write on. You ask your friends if they have any ideas, who suggest partying. Which leads to -